August 03, 2020

THE SHOW IS BACK!!!!! After a few months away Jason returns to recap what he's been up to and answers questions from his past guests. 

March 09, 2020

Comedian Ben Gleib returns to talk about his experiences as a Presidential candidate, his go-to Taco Bell order, well wishes from Bryan Cranston and more. Then blind Australian filmmaker, gough, returns to the show to talk about his latest film "How to Treat Women". The podcast's official weatherman Frankie MacDonald gives you the latest on this week's weather.

February 24, 2020

This week Jason talks to the queen of the smartphone screen, Elena Davies. They talk about a wanted poster that Jason made about Elena, an update on Elena and Cummy Dee, a question from the last guest and Elena listens to a song from listener John the Songman. Frankie MacDonald drops by to keep you up to date on the weather and more!

February 10, 2020

Comedian Mike Morris returns to the podcast for the first retro show! Jason finds out what Mike has been up to. Does Mike still have all his fingers and toes? Has Mike been pooping in cars? All of these questions are answered here! Frankie MacDonald runs down this week's weather and listener John the Songman sent in a song for Mike.

February 05, 2020

Jason does a quick interview with the world's favorite weatherman, Frankie MacDonald. 

February 03, 2020

This week Jason plays a question he got last week, he talks about his favorite time of the year, his mom and Frankie MacDonald stops by to give this week's weather, talk about football and sings a song.

January 20, 2020

Jason talks about an idea he had during a date night with his wife, a very bad first date, thanks a listener for a gift and more!

January 06, 2020

This week Jason talks to two guests who were on the very first episode of the podcast, Mama Kate and Gary Henry. They get caught up on what each other have been up to since that first episode and they play a game called Celebrity Hot Dog or Hamburger. Listener John the Songman sent in a song to kick off 2020 and Frankie MacDonald gives you the latest in the weather. Jason talks about the only video games he has ever been embarrassed to buy and runs down a super-sized version of Strange Days. 

December 30, 2019

This week Jason talks to comedian Martin Phillips. They talk about his sudden rise in the comedy world, his favorite thing about having muscular dystrophy and if Martin has ever seen a dog eating with a fork. Then the podcast's official weatherman, Frankie MacDonald, drops by to give you the latest on the weather. Jason runs down a few things that have happened since the last episode and some news about the podcast in 2020.

December 23, 2019

The WDHC Christmas tradition continues as Jason is joined by guest from the past, present and future! A Christmas miracle happens as Jason is joined by a guest he has wanted to have on since August of 2019, the guest of Cookies present, the one and only Sid Vicious makes his debut as a guest. They talk about some funny stories from Sid's time on the road, working with Hulk Hogan and some advice he was given by Vince McMahon. Then one of the most loved members of the WDHC family, John the Songman, talks about what he wants for Christmas and plays another game. The guest of Cookies past, Mama Kate returns! They talk about what she has been doing since her last appearance, her worst Christmas gifts and more. The podcast's official weatherman, Frankie MacDonald, gives you the latest on this week's weather. Jason tells another ghost story and the episode ends with 78 year old comedian Pat Griffin singing "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas".

December 16, 2019

This week Jason talks to former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci and they have a lot to talk about. Anthony talks about his public falling out with his former friend, President Donald J. Trump, what DJ Trump might add to the White House, were there any dangerous animals on Celebrity Big Brother, what his favorite size window is and more! Then another returning guest, comedian Nicole Tran, talks about her friendship with recent guest, 78 year old comedian Pat Griffin, what Christmas was like growing up in Vietnam and the longest amount of time that she's thought about pencils. The podcast's official weatherman Frankie MacDonald gives you the weather and much more!

December 09, 2019

This week Jason bumps the announced guest, former White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci, to talk to UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn. They talk about Dan bagging groceries, boxing kangaroos, pro wrestling and they play a game called "you or unicorn". The Mooch promises to be on next week...if possible. Then the pocast's official weatherman and YouTube sensation Frankie MacDonald gives you the latest on the weather. All of that and more on this weeks WDHC!

December 02, 2019

This week Jason talks to 78 year old comedian Pat Griffin. She talks about a recent car accident that she had, her friendship with recent guest Nicole Tran, plays a game and more. There is a song by Mike Phirman called "One for Them & One for Me". Then Frankie MacDonald gives you this week's weather and a whole lot of other stuff. 

November 25, 2019

Jason celebrates Thanksgiving with friends and family of the podcast. First up is comedian Darren Carter who talks about Cracker Barrel, if we should change the main course of Thanksgiving to something bigger and they sing a traditional Thanksgiving song. Listener John the Songman returns to sing a few songs and plays a game. Then Frankie MacDonald gives you the weather for the week and tells some jokes. Jason ends the show with the strange days of the week, some info on upcoming episodes and a song by Nicole Tran. 

November 18, 2019

This week Jason talks to one of the finalists from NBC's Last Comic Standing season nine and a cast member of Fox's Scream Queens, Andy Erikson. Andy starts out by telling the hilarious origins of how she got her last name, if there were any dangerous animals backstage on the shows that she worked on, a story about Billie Lorde and much more! Frankie MacDonald gives you this week's weather and a warning about Black Friday. Then Jason gives an update on some stuff going on around his house. 

November 11, 2019

This week Jason talks to frequent guest Elena Davies. They talk about the price of mechanical pencils in today's marketplace, Elena answers a question from last week's guest and they talk about the man who made songs about Elena. There's an ad for Elena's upcoming reality show and a song by listener John the Songman. Then Frankie MacDonald calls in to give you this week's weather, Jason talks about more haunted happenings around his house and breaks downs the strange days for the week. 

November 04, 2019

This week Jason talks to a first time guest, comedian Nicole Tran. Despite Jason thinking that she's German, Nicole is actually from Vietnam. They talk about her growing up there, what it was like moving to America and how things have been going for her in the USA. Frankie MacDonald returns to give you this week's weather and gives some very exciting news concerning Facebook. 

October 28, 2019

This week Jason goes old school and talks to long time guest, comedian Mike Canestaro. They talk about a man who is living on a roof until the Bengals win a game, Jason going water skiing in his yard (kinda), pumpkins and a lot more. Then Frankie MacDonald breaks down this week's weather, plays Trick or Tweet and has a lot to warn you about. 

October 14, 2019

This week Jason is joined by comedian and paranormal investigator Karen Rontowski. They talk about Karen's most recent tarot reading on the podcast, people who REALLY love ghosts and more. John the Songman sent in a song just for Karen. The podcast's official weatherman Frankie MacDonald talks about the weather for the week and Thanksgiving in Canada. There's a segment by the Wood Enthusiasts. Jason talks about some upcoming guests and the strange days for this week.

October 07, 2019

This week Jason talks to Presidential candidate Ben Gleib. Things start off a little rocky between the two when Jason knows more about Ben's former game show, Idiotest, than Ben does. Then Jason tries to get to the real reason Ben wants to eliminate pork from bills in Congress, his recent arrest, why he really went to speech therapy and much, much more. 

September 30, 2019

This week Jason talks to comedic musician Mike Phirman. They talk about how Mike got his name a couple of times, what his favorite noise to make is, favorite kind of milk and many other things that you've always wanted to know but didn't have the guts to ask. Then the podcasts official weatherman, Frankie MacDonald, returns to give you this week's weather and talk about his experience with hurricane Dorian.

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September 12, 2019

This week Jason explains why there hasn't been a show in so long. Its hard for him to admit but he is very upfront and honest. He also talks about a pair of $5 shoes he bought. There's other stuff but you'll have to listen to find out what it tis.

August 05, 2019

Jason is solo this week so he brings back some classic segments and talks about some strange things that have been going on in the news lately. Frankie MacDonald calls in to give you this week's weather. Plus, there is a segment by the Wood Enthusiasts and a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Mountie Song". 

July 30, 2019

We Don't Have Cookies turns 4 years old! Jason celebrates the podcast's birthday by talking to comedian and host of the Pocket Party Podcast, Darren Carter the Party Starter. They talk about paper straws, natural disasters and the different pet peeves between people in the city and people in the country. John the Songman returns to the show to talk about....something. The podcast's official weatherman Frankie MacDonald give you a rundown of this week's weather and does an impression of a man eating 50 hot dogs. All of that and more on this week's episode of We Don't Have Cookies!

July 22, 2019

This week Jason celebrates the 250th episode of the podcast with two guests from his favorite tv show, Big Brother. First, Kaitlyn Herman stops by to talk about a picture Jason has that she needs to see, she answers a question from Elena Davies, there is also a song about her (not really) sent in from John the Songman. Then Kevin Schlehuber returns to talk about more stories from his old neighborhood, his feelings on the current season of Big Brother and more. 

July 17, 2019

This week Elena Davies returns to the podcast to talk to Jason about being on MTV's Ex On The Beach. They talk about how she got on the show, any reservations she may have had about being on and some behind the scenes talk. They also go over a song that somebody has made for her and it wasn't John the Songman. There's a song by comedian Mike O'Connell featuring Dr. Ken Jeong from the Hangover movie series called "What's It Gonna Be". Three sixths of the Wood Enthusiasts, Larry Woodstone, drops by to talk about the treepacolypse. Then Frankie MacDonald gives a rundown of this week's weather. 

July 10, 2019

This week Jason talks about a shocking event that happened at his house that kept him from putting out an episode last week, what he's been up to since the last episode and more.

January 01, 2020

Jason promised he would return with a birthday episode and he kept his promise....even if his birthday was two weeks ago. He kicks things off with a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Happy, Happy Birthday Song". Comedian Karen Rontowski talks about her weirdest birthday party experience, a hotel over run by guitarists and having Irish alien DNA. Then John the Songman drops in to sing a few songs. Jason's talks about what he's been up to the past couple of weeks, quitting Yahtzee and more!

June 03, 2019

Jason is back! He talks about a few commercials on tv that have been bothering him recently, trying to relax, how the podcast got its name, the Yahtzee drama continues, neighbor news, strange days and more! This week's segment is from the Wood Enthusiasts and there is a song by Mike Phirman called Sketchy Dudes.

May 20, 2019

This week blind Australian filmmaker gough returns to the podcast to talk about his latest film. He talks about what inspired him to make it, who his least favorite person to work with was and what happened on the set that made him laugh. Frankie MacDonald also returns to keep you up to date on the weather. Then Jason winds things down by giving an update on his latest project and runs down the strange days for the week. 

May 06, 2019

Its Cookies de Mayo this week on the podcast and returning to the show to keep the Cinco de Mayo party going is none other than comedian Darren Carter the Party Starter! They talk about Darren performing for Snoop Dogg's family, keeping their bedrooms clean, wearing nightcaps and John the Songman sent in another song just for Darren. Frankie MacDonald returns to give the weather for the week and answers a few questions. Then Jason talks about what he's been up to this week as well as some upcoming strange days. 

April 29, 2019

This week comedian and paranormal investigator Karen Rontowski returns to the show. Jason tells her about some weird things that have happened around his house lately and she gives her take on what could be happening. Then Jason talks about Yahtzee, strange days of the week and more. 

April 22, 2019

This week Jason does a special episode to focus on Frankie MacDonald's birthday. You sent in questions for Frankie and Jason asks them all! What does Frankie like better Pepsi or Coke, pizza or Chinese food, what does he do for fun? Listen and find out! Jason also talks to author Sarah Sawler. She talks about working with Frankie on their book "Be Prepared: The Frankie MacDonald Guide to Life, the Weather and Everything". John the Songman sent in a song just for Frankies birthday and Larry Woodstone of the Wood Enthusiasts has a special birthday message for Frankie. Then Jason runs down some strange days of the week, Neighbor News and more.

April 15, 2019

This week Jason talks to comedian and Swiss awareness activist Fran Kissling who tests him to see how Swiss he is. Dave Nelson drops by to give his take on the school & office supply store controversy. Larry Woodstone discusses whether or not Jason's fish is on a hunger strike after the last time he was a guest on the show. Then Frankie MacDonald gives you an update on the weather for the week. 

April 08, 2019

This week Jason continues to make up for not having the podcast meetup by having guests on who were going to be at the event. Elena Davies stops by to talk about a misunderstanding Jason had with one of her text messages, an insane conspiracy theory and a funny story from Elena's last visit to her doctor's office. Listener Chris Doyle makes his debut as a guest on the podcast. Then Frankie MacDonald returns to give you this week's weather and to talk about some recent comments about him that were in the news recently. 

April 01, 2019

This week comedian & Facebook user Mike Canestaro returns to the podcast to talk about schools becoming commercialized and Jason's haunted house. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "I Ran Away". Then Uncle Eon returns to discuss the opioid crisis and his comedy career. John the Songman calls in to do what he does best and there is a Fun Fact Factory segment by Chris Doyle. 

March 25, 2019

This week Anthony Scaramucci calls in to talk about his time in the White House, the Big Brother house and more. Larry Woodstone returns to talk about toques, Jason's fish and has a big announcement. YouTube sensation, Frankie MacDonald, also returns to give you the latest in the weather. All of this and nothing else, on this week's WDHC!

March 20, 2019

This week Jason talks about why getting healthy could be bad for you, a few recent and upcoming projects that he's working on, Neighbor News, Chris Doyle has a new Fun Fact Factory segment, Fran Kissling helps you be more Swiss and much more!

March 13, 2019

This week Elena Davies returns to talk to Jason about him butt dialing her way too often, their worst drunken calls, Jason's ringtone and Elena's new podcast. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Now She Doesn't Text Me Anymore". Then Frankie MacDonald runs down this week's weather and how to be prepared!

March 04, 2019

This week Jason talks about some recent Neighbor News, Frankie MacDonald stops by to give the weather for the week and that's about it. 

February 18, 2019

This week Jason is joined by comedian Frank Cronin. They talk about Frank's recent journey from San Francisco to Los Angeles on foot while sleeping outside and performing stand up along the way. Frank was also in charge of Ireland's official Twitter account for a week and talks about what it was like to represent his home country on social media. There is a segment by the Wood Enthusiasts to help educate people on how smart trees can be. Then Steven Shalowitz from The One Way Ticket Show talks about his unique podcasts, some of the guests that he's had and about a few of the nearly 70 countries that he's visited. There is a Fun Fact Factory segment sent in by listener Chris Doyle. Finally Jason wraps up by air a clip where he talks to Frank about the tornado that happened during the interview and he runs down some strange days for the week.

February 11, 2019

This week Jason is joined by Kevin Schlehuber to talk about his recent bout with cancer, how he got chosen to be on Big Brother without even trying and of course, stories from his neighborhood growing up. The Wood Enthusiasts debut their new segment to help educate the world about wood. Jason gives a Neighbor News update, announces a new segment coming next month and talks about podcasting during a tornado.

February 04, 2019

This week former Big Brother houseguest Elena Davies returns to the show to talk about the Elena Davies Hate Club, people giving out her phone number, strange interactions with fans and much more. Elena has always wanted a song written about her and Jason makes her dreams come true by playing a song about her that was sent in by listener, John the Songman. Then Benny Mack calls in from Auckland, New Zealand to talk about what the latest him and he answers a question from the last guest, comedian Darren Carter. Frankie MacDonald stops by to talk about the weather for the week. Fran Kissling has a new segment on the show in her effort to make the world a little more Swiss and listener, Chris Doyle, sent in another Fun Fact Factory segment. Then Jason runs down the latest in Neighbor News, gives out some strange days for the week and more.

January 28, 2019

This week Jason talks about a woman in Queensland getting bitten on the throne, a company who wants you to pay them to make you sick, the latest in Neighbor News and more. Frankie MacDonald drops by to give out weather alerts, eats 50 hot dogs and does a few impressions. There is also a segment sent in from listener Chris Doyle called the Fun Fact Factory.

January 21, 2019

This week comedian Darren Carter returns to the podcast! He does a special segment of Neighbor News with Jason, talks about performing on the Tonight Show, plays a game and much more! John the Songman sent in a new song about Darrent to make up for his last one. Then the return of the podcast's weatherman, Frankie MacDonald! Frankie runs down the weather for the week and answers a couple of the listeners questions. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "We Talk About The Weather". Then Jason wraps the show up with a few announcements and your favorite segments. 

January 14, 2019

Just a week before the premier of the second season of Celebrity Big Brother, a houseguest from the last season of Big Brother stops by. Not just any houseguest though. He made it to third place despite being one of the most controversial cast members in the history of the show. The hilarious JC Mounduix talks to Jason about his time in the house, how it has changed his life and a WDHC exclusive about stepping into the world of stand up comedy! They also play a game called Survivor or Big Brother with a valuable prize on the line. Will JC win? Will he lose? Listen and find out!

January 01, 2020

Jason winds down 2018 with a solo show. He talks about a funny Christmas gift he got, some neighborhood drama, his favorite tv shows, New Year's resolutions and more. 

December 24, 2018

This week Jason takes a page from the Charles Dickens classic novel, A Christmas Carol and talks to guests from the past, present and future. Representing the past, comedian Mike Morris returns to the podcast for the first time in over 2 years. They talk about Mike's Facebook prank telling people that Jason died on his birthday, Mike hosting the first of the podcast's stand up shows and more. Representing the present, Kenny Bolin returns to the show to talk about Jason co-hosting the Bolin Alley last week, some memories of comedian Tim Wilson and more. Representing the future, psychic comedian Karen Rontowski give Jason a shocking tarot reading that he was not expecting. Also, some members of the WDHC family give their holiday well wishes including Frankie MacDonald, Dave Nelson, Gary Henry, Trevor Strong and UFC Hall of Famer Dan "The Beast" Severn. 

December 03, 2018

This week Jason's planned guest wasn't able to make it and the backup guest never showed up so what does he do? The longest solo show in the history of the podcast, that's what! He reads some emails, talks about a kid named Abcde, plays a game called Yiddish or Quidditch, considers joining Scientology and much more!

November 26, 2018

The last episode in the months of J.A.S.O.N. is huge! Comedian Darren Carter the Party Starter from the Pocket Party Podcast kicks things off by calling in on his way to do a show at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach, California. He talks about getting his nickname, performing at Snoop Dogg's family reunion, the worst show he's done in his 28 years in the business, a quick Margaret Cho story and more! John the Songman sent in a song about Darren Carter and then Jason plays Darren's Snoop Lion joke from his album "Stay at Home Stripper". Then filmmaker, gough, calls in from the Gold Coast in Queensland, Australia to talk about his latest film, "Prostitution-The Untold Story". Jason asks gough how much he researched the subject, talks about his own research and gough tells a funny story from the set of the movie. There is a song by Mike Phirman called "The Old Me" and Jason talks about the latest Grinch movie and announces guest for some upcoming episodes.

November 20, 2018

This week Jason talks about talking too much at the dentist, a simple home improvement project going annoyingly wrong, what he is thankful for and about some really cool guests who will be on next week. There is also a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson and a song by John the Songman.

November 12, 2018

This week Jason talks to Kevin Allison, the host of the popular storytelling podcast Risk. Kevin's talks about his stint on the 90's MTV sketch show The State, prostituting himself the weekend before The State was picked up on MTV, as well as the show moving to CBS only to be cancelled by Les Moonves. Kevin talks about members of The State moving on to start the tv show Reno 911, waiting tables at an event after The State was cancelled where he was recognized by Sarah McLachlan and Aretha Franklin, Michael Ian Black inspiring words that led to the creation of the Risk podcast and if The State will return like so many other 90's tv shows. The podcast has also recently released a book containing stories that were told on the show from Marc Maron, Aisha Tyler, Paul F. Tompkins as well as everyday people. There was a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson and a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Boring".

November 05, 2018

This week Jason talks to Charles Wieand from the Wild Charles show on Facebook Watch. They talk about Charles walking through a pond with nearly 70 alligators in it, beekeeping naked and much more. Then Jason is joined by Mike Seibert from Mike Seibert Radio. 

October 17, 2018

This week Jason talks to comedian Dave Nelson about getting back on stage again, a special episode of Comedy A-Go-Go, weird trick or treat laws in Virginia and more. Frankie MacDonald returns to give an update on the weather and talk about his favorite Halloween costume. This week's segments were a BS Fact by Beej and a song by the Arrogant Worms called Punk Rocker.

October 08, 2018

This week Jason talks to people from all across Canada to celebrate their Thanksgiving. The first guest has been years in the making. Frankie MacDonald debuts on the podcast to talk about his love for weather, getting millions of views on YouTube and being a guest on Tosh.0. The Trevor Strong of the Arrogant Worms returns to talk about the latest with the band, a memorable Thanksgiving moment and more. Tracy Rowland and Dwayne Mailman return to talk about what they are thankful for. Then Jason's friend Natalie joins him to talk about how they met, how horrible they are at social media and a Jason's recent discovery that the Bee Gees are all white guys. 

October 08, 2018

This week Jason talks to people from all across Canada to celebrate their Thanksgiving. The first guest has been years in the making. Frankie MacDonald debuts on the podcast to talk about his love for weather, getting millions of views on YouTube and being a guest on Tosh.0. The Trevor Strong of the Arrogant Worms returns to talk about the latest with the band, a memorable Thanksgiving moment and more. Tracy Rowland and Dwayne Mailman return to talk about what they are thankful for. Then Jason's friend Natalie joins him to talk about how they met, how horrible they are at social media and a Jason's recent discovery that the Bee Gees are all white guys. 

September 30, 2018

This week Jason talks to all of the international contributors to the podcast in honor of International Podcast Day. The Wood Enthusiasts, Larry Woodstone and Gary Gilbert III, call in from the side of a mountain in Muskoka, Ontario, Canada to talk about Stu's punishment from Marshall Law, a movie they were recently in and more. Trevor Strong says hello and announces that he will be on the Canadian Thanksgiving episode next week. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Canada is Really Big". Fran Kissling talks about her mission to spread awareness of Switzerland. Barnaby Griffin sends in a song all the way from the UK to say hello to the listeners. New Zealand musician Andrew London talks about his music. There is a song by Barnaby Griffin called "Teresa, May I?". Maya returns to talk about more childhood fairy tales she read while growing up in Germany. Finally, Australia's own, Beej, does a BS Fact.

September 24, 2018

Jason is solo this week but has a lot to talk about. There will be a podcast meet up on March 2nd in Columbus, Ohio. What was Father Time's big announcement on the anniversary episode going to be? Why was there no show last week? What's going to be happening on the podcast next week? All of those questions will be answered and more!

September 10, 2018

International Podcast Month continues as Jason talks to Australian comedian Monty Franklin. They talk about Monty touring with Rob Schneider, doing shows with David Spade and Adam Sandler, getting his name on the wall at the Comedy Store and more. There is a song by the New Zealand band, the Andrew London Trio, called "I Can't Keep Up". Then New Zealand comedian Donna Brookbanks talks about being a Billy T nominee, training at the UCB, being on Paul F. Tompkins podcast and more. There is a BS Fact by Australian contributor Beej.

September 03, 2018

Marshall Law is back! Judge Jason presides with his bailiff, UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn! A few months ago, ChooChooStu was on the podcast talking to Jason about a podcast that they had both started listening to, the Wood Enthusiasts. During that conversation Stu said that he was more of a "plastics guy". It didn't take long for word to get back to the Wood Enthusiasts about what Stu had said. They released a video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFMWUurRQAY) venting about what Stu said, but that wasn't enough, they want justice! So Larry Woodstone, Gary Gilbert III and Glen Clutterbuck have summoned ChooChooStu to the highest court in podcasting, Marshall Law!

August 30, 2018

Jason talks to Elena Davies who is a former radio show host and a houseguest on the CBS reality show, Big Brother. They talk about her time in radio, how Big Brother has changed her life, sneaking food in the house that she wasn't allowed to have and more! There is a song by Mike Phirman, formerly of the comedy band Hard 'N' Phirm with Chris Hardwick, called "The Old Me". Comedian Mama Kate drops by to listen to the song that listener John the Songman made for her and they get a call by the unofficial Swiss ambassador to the world, Fran Kissling. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Laser Eyes" and Jason announces a great upcoming guest!

August 27, 2018

Jason couldn't reach his scheduled guests in time for this episode so he talks about what is coming in "the month's of J.A.S.O.N.". He also talks about changing the intro music and a bonus episode that will be up this Thursday with Mama Kate. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Now She Doesn't Text Me Anymore" and a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson.

August 20, 2018

This week Jason talks to UFC Hall of Famer Dan "The Beast" Severn. They talk about Dan's recent travels, a new personal record that Dan set, his role as the bailiff for the Marshall Law episodes and more. Jason talks about why a guest wasn't able to be on the podcast and goes over some upcoming weird holidays. There was a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Ballad of Dan" and a "Bad Life Coach" segment by Dave Nelson.

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August 15, 2018

Jason talks about the crazy week he has had. He talks about how there are a lot of great tv shows out now but some really bad commercials, what his favorite pizza is, a weird phone call he had last week, upcoming guests and more! This week's songs were "Stupid Song" by the Arrogant Worms and "The Butts of the Gods are Farting at You" by Trevor Strong.

August 06, 2018

This week Jason spotlights the podcast's musical contributors. First up, one half of the musical comedy duo, Hard 'N' Phirm with Chris Hardwick, its Mike Phirman. They talk about Mike's songs with Chris Hardwick, playing at Katy Perry's birthday party, Jason plays Mike a song by John the Songman and more. Then Jason plays Mike's song "Chicken, Monkey, Duck" and talks about the musical contributors from the UK and New Zealand who weren't able to be on the episode and plays some of their music. Then Trevor Strong, one third of the comedic Canadian band the Arrogant Worms, talks to Jason about playing in front of 100,000 people, having their music played in outer space on a space shuttle, his solo songs and more. Jason plays the song that was played on the space shuttle and announces the next guest who was in a viral video when he carried a live alligator into a convenience store while on a beer run.

July 30, 2018

Jason celebrates the podcast's 3 year anniversary! The show starts off with clips from the podcast's very first episode's guests Gary Henry & Mama Kate. Then Jason catches up with his good friend, Kenny "Star Maker" Bolin. There is a clip by blind Australian filmmaker gough. The newest contributor to the podcast, Larry Woodstone of the Wood Enthusiasts podcast, calls in to introduce himself to the listeners. There is a clip from Switzerland's unofficial ambassador to the world, Fran Kissling and another by Mike Phirman of the comedy band Hard 'N' Phirm with Chris Hardwick to announce his upcoming appearance on the podcast. John the Songman calls in to sing a couple of songs and gets a surprise song played to him from comedian Mike Canestaro. The most frequent defendant on Marshall Law, ChooChooStu sends in a clip. Then UFC Hall of Famer and the bailiff of the Marshall Law episodes, Dan "The Beast" Severn calls in while on the road. There is a clip from Trevor Strong of the Arrogant Worms. The former WWF/WWE & WCW world champion Sid Vicious announces that he will be the second bailiff for the Marshall Law episodes. There is another clip from comedian and long time frequent guest, Mike Canestaro. Comedian and paranormal investigator Karen Rontowski calls in to talk about her stand up special going viral and answers a listeners paranormal question. There's a clip from comedian and segment contributor Dave Nelson and he reveals his spirit animal. The former co-host of the "This Month's Dumb*** of the Year", Benny Mack calls in from Auckland, New Zealand to catch up. Then there's a BS Fact by Beej. Jason plays a montage of the past season's outro clips, announces the name of his betta fish and more!

July 25, 2018

Jason takes a stroll down memory lane with Mama Kate talking about former guests, favorite memories, plays her a song John the Songman sang for her and Fran Kissling calls in to give Kate the Swiss quiz...but the audio was ruined and Jason did it again all by himself. 

July 18, 2018

This week Jason is joined by comedian Murray Valeriano from the Road Stories podcast. They talk about people on tv who were named Murray, how Murray got into stand up, one of his favorite moments on stage and hecklers. Jason tells a story about wearing a Road Stories Podcast t-shirt and how it got heckled at a gas station. They talk about some great moments on Murray's podcast and Jason plays a song for Murray by John the Songman. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "We're Gonna Sleep".

July 11, 2018

This week Jason is joined by one of the most talked about people in We Don't Have Cookies history, Father Time. They talk about how Father Time got his name, his funniest moment on stage, a lot of information about his sex life and how things went with his last manager. Jason played him a song sent in by John the Songman which Father Time enjoyed very much and instantly asked if maybe John could take the helm of his comedy career. Then there was a reverse prank call by Eugene Mirman and a BS Fact by Beej.

Next up, John the Songman joins Jason to quickly talk about his creative process, if he's considered recording an album and then sings a song. Jason asks John if he would consider being Father Time's manager and asks him to be a guest on the 3 year anniversary episode. Jason plays part 2 of the reverse prank call by Eugene Mirman and makes a few quick announcements.

July 04, 2018

Jason celebrates Independence Day by talking to his friend from the UK, ChooChooStu. Jason asks the important questions like "does your country want us back?", "are you happy we've moved on?", etc. Other topics include if climbing lampposts has a chance of becoming popular in the UK, what would make Stu climb one and what superhero would he dress up as if he did. They discuss a great podcast called the Wood Enthusiasts that both Stu and Jason can't get enough of. Jason winds the show down by giving some listener shout outs, reading a message from an Australian listener and talking about some upcoming shows and guest. The song played on this episode was called "We Are The Beaver" by the Arrogant Worms.

June 29, 2018

This week Jason talks about his dentist playing a prank on him, being very busy, a couple of birthday gifts, announces some upcoming guests and has some listener shout outs. He also plays a clip of Rhoda Young reporting on an apartment manager who wasn't doing his job. There is also a song by John the Songman!

June 20, 2018

This week Jason returns to talk about what has been going on the past 2 weeks while he has been away from the podcast. Its been a very busy time and a lot went down. He recaps his birthday, his fitness journey, getting a new car, finally getting a new well for his house, another balloon incident and some new friends. 

June 06, 2018

It's Jason's birthday and the biggest episode of the spring season! Jason talks to Mark Jansen from the hit CBS reality tv show Big Brother. They go over Mark's experience in the Big Brother house, what its like to be watched on live streams 24 hours a day, feelings about other houseguests and more. They also talk about Mark Jansen Fitness and how its helped Jason lose weight. Next, Jason tells a funny story from the first ever birthday episode that took weeks of episodes to straighten out. A former guest and listener favorite from 2015 makes an announcement! Then Jason is joined by the man who has sent in some very unique songs for guests of the show, John Garabedian. Then psychic comedian Karen Rontowski stops by to talk about what she has been doing lately and gives Jason a quick tarot card reading. Then Fran Kissling calls in to give Karen the Swiss Quiz. Music on this episode was by the Arrogant Worms with their song "The Happy, Happy Birthday Song" and Trevor Strong with "Old Keeps Getting Older Every Day". Dave Nelson contributed the "Bad Life Coach" segment.

May 30, 2018

This week Jason talks to Australian filmmaker, gough, about his latest comedy mockumentary "A Day in the Life of a Personal Trainer. gough is the first blind person in the world to write, edit, produce, direct and star in a feature film. They talk about how gough lost his sight, how that has affected his films, what his latest film is about, a this or that scenario and more! Jason also announces that the podcast's Alexa skill has launched in the US, if you have an Alexa enabled device please enable the We Don't Have Cookies podcast skill on it and leave a review.

May 23, 2018

Jason talks with comedian Mama Kate about Mother's Day, his mother in law posts on his Facebook wall more than he does, confusing dogs and bears, indecent shrubs and a call from her daughter!

May 09, 2018

Jason celebrates the 200th episode by bringing in members of the WDHC family to talk to him. Up first is a surprise, returning favorite to talk about what they have been up to. Karen Rontowski drops by and Jason tells her of his plan to turn people vegan so every state in the US can have room for their own Disney World. Dave Nelson stops in to give an update on his stand up career as well as his podcast. Then Fran Kissling unexpectedly calls in to see if Jason has been spreading Swiss awareness. The music on this episode was "Boring" by the Arrogant Worms, "Sod's Law" by Barnaby Griffin, "The Old Me" by Mike Phirman and there was a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson.

May 02, 2018

This week Jason talks about Odilon Ozare breaking a world record, Rhoda Young pulling a prank in a library, wanting to do an episode of the show with listeners as guests, leaving the Bolin Alley show, gives an update on the fitness program he signed up for and nothing else. Well, there is a song at the end by the Arrogant Worms called "I Want to Look Like Arnold". 

April 26, 2018

Jason starts off by talking about the podcast's very own Rhoda Young's upcoming appearance on Comedy Central's Tosh.0 this Tuesday. He recaps his experiences on jury duty, watching reality tv shows, announces some upcoming guest for the month of April and more!

April 23, 2018

Jason starts off by talking about the podcast's very own Rhoda Young's upcoming appearance on Comedy Central's Tosh.0 this Tuesday. He recaps his experiences on jury duty, watching reality tv shows, announces some upcoming guest for the month of April and more!

April 17, 2018

This week Jason is joined once again by the newest member of the We Don't Have Cookies family, independent news reporter Rhoda Young. They talk about why she hasn't been doing many news videos, being stalked by a company, her upcoming tv appearance, her new reality tv show, her stand up comedy debut and more! Jason winds the show up by giving some shout outs to Travis Dodgen, Jason Lamproe and Chris Doyle and announces there will be a Thursday episode this week.

April 09, 2018

This week Jason is joined by comedian and paranormal investigator Karen Rontowski. They talk about Jason's crazy week, Karen's recent issues with her health insurance company, then things get fun as she talks about traveling through a wormhole in California that landed her in Mexico and more.

April 02, 2018

Jason is back and talks about what he has been up to since the last episode. He gives a quick update on the latest with Odilon Ozare and Rhoda Young. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Peter Gothentail". 

March 19, 2018

This week Jason is joined by comedian Mike Canestaro along with viral video star and independant news reporter Rhoda Young. First, Mike still can't explain the ballon incident from a few appearances back, they talk about Facebook and Jason plays a song that a listener made for Mike. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "My Facebook Friends" and clips from Rhoda's viral video. Next, Rhoda talks about her love for reporting the news, some incidents that have happened while on the scene and what the future has in store for her. There is a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson. Then, Jason wraps things up by announcing that Rhoda is the newest member of the We Don't Have Cookies family.

March 12, 2018

This week Jason is joined by Odilon Ozare, a man who is attempting to set the record for the world's tallest hat. The current record is 9' 9", but his is 18' 9". They talk about what inspired Odilon to break the record and his journey in doing so. There is a song by the Arrogant Worms called "We Talk About the Weather" and a "Bad Life Coach" segment by Dave Nelson. Then Benny Mack returns to the show! They talked about Benny going off of the grid and moving into a van. Jason plays a song for Benny that was sent in by a listener. There is a song by Barnaby Griffin called "The Tastiest Humble Pie" and a "BS Fact" segment by Beej. Jason wraps things up by answering a listeners question, giving an update on the podcast as an Alexa skill and more.

March 05, 2018

This week Jason is joined by ChooChooStu who is on for the first time since UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn allowed him back on the podcast on the Christmas episode. Stu has been a busy man. He's just finished up being on jury duty and he met a whole cast of characters there. He has also started up a new podcast called the Podcast Factor that features clips from a wide variety of podcast. Then Jason makes a very surprising announcement about the return of a former guest who long time fans will remember very well. There's a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Let's Go Bowling". Then Jason is joined by Kenny "The Star Maker" Bolin, but unfortunately for Jason, he didn't announce him that way and Kenny loses it. Thankfully Jason's cat distracts Kenny and he talks about a heartbreaking loss by his favorite college basketball team. They talk about leaving the Russo Brand network to do their own thing with the Bolin Alley podcast. Jason plays a song for Kenny that a listener sent in. Then there is a BS Fact by Beej and Jason announces some future guests.

February 26, 2018

This week Jason talks about what has been going on in his life the past week, why there wasn't a show last week and who was supposed to be on the show this week. Don't worry, things will be back on track next episode. Then he plays a conversation that he had with Kenny Bolin and Maya after the last episode of the Bolin Alley on Vince Russo's network. After months of Maya teasing the story of the tin man, it finally gets told. 

February 12, 2018

This week UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn returns! A couple of weeks ago another UFC Hall of Famer, Ken Shamrock, agreed to face off with Dan on the podcast's comedy courtroom, Marshall Law, and this week Dan responds. Then comedian, actress and adult film star Rebecca Love drops by to talk about her worst Valentine's Day ever, getting into stand up comedy, she compares her worst joke ever with Jason's and much more! There is a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson as well as songs, "A Manly Song" and "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah", by the Arrogant Worms.

February 05, 2018

This week Jason is joined by comedian Sonya King. They talk about her start in comedy, performing on The View, learning how to play the banjo and more. There is a song by Trevor Strong called "My Cat is Stupid (But That's Okay)". Then Sonya talks about how she realized that she has the ability to communicate with animals, past experiences talking to animals and then she interviews Jason's cat!

January 29, 2018

This week Jason is joined by UFC Hall of Famer, "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock. They talk about how Ken got his nickname, funny moments in the UFC cage and an odd storyline he was involved in during his time with the WWE. He also addresses all of the things that another UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn had to say about him when Dan was on the podcast. There is a song by Trevor Strong called "I've Been Trying to Write a Song About Procrastination". Then Swiss comedian Fran Kissling talks about getting into stand up, moving to the UK, raising awareness of Switzerland and give Jason a quiz to find out how Swiss he is. There's a BS Fact by Beej. Then Jason talks about a few changes to the podcast.

January 22, 2018

Jason is joined by "Star Maker" Kenny Bolin this week to make the announcement that they have been talking about for a long time. They talk about the most recent controversy in Kenny's life, why Jason won't let Kenny try to bring anybody on the Marshall Law episodes of the podcast, Kenny getting fired from a job and more. There is a Bad Life Coach segment by Dave Nelson and a BS Fact by Beej. Jason talks about some guests who will be on the podcast soon, an update on Mark Ofuji and wishes Mama Kate a happy birthday with a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Happy, Happy Birthday Song". 

January 15, 2018

Just a couple of week's into the new year, Jason looks back on one of the most unique men to have ever been a guest on the podcast, comedian Father Time. He was such an over the top, unique personality that even though he hasn't been on the podcast in over two years, he is still talked about on the show to this day. On this episode you will learn all you need to know about him and one or two things you will probably wish you didn't know.

January 08, 2018

Jason is doing the show solo this week. He talks about how the new year has started off for him. He started the Xbox Live group back up for the podcast after getting a new Xbox to replace the one that broke. He will be live streaming there every Wednesday at 10pm Eastern. He also got a webcam for Christmas and will be doing things on YouTube more often, you can subscribe to his channel by clicking here. His obsession with coffee has gotten worse now that he has a new coffee maker but America's obsession with Stranger Things baffles him. The podcast got mentioned on Reddit because of the Spider Mouse song from a few months ago. Some sad news about why a guest couldn't be on and some exciting news about a guest who will be on another episode. There was a song by the Arrogant Worms called "The Coffee Song". This week's segments were "Time To Get Fancy" by Kristina Hughes and "Bad Life Coach" by Dave Nelson.

January 01, 2018

Jason starts 2018 off right by bringing in psychic comedian Karen Rontowski for the first episode of the year! They talk about her job as a cigarette girl at Caesars Palace, how she combined tarot readings into her stand up routine, ghost sightings at the famous Comedy Store in Hollywood and a crazy incident that happened to Jason after Karen's last tarot reading on the podcast. They take a break to play a "Bad Life Coach" segment by Dave Nelson. When they come back Karen does a tarot reading. They find out what's in store for the podcast in 2018, how Jason's newest venture will go and more! There is a song by Barnaby Griffin called "If You Snooze, You Lose". Jason closes the show by talking about a few New Year's resolutions and a big change to the podcast.

December 28, 2017

Jason is joined by Mama Kate as they crown a 2017 Dumb*** of the Year! They go over all of the winners month by month from the year. Then they narrow all of them down to three and pick a winner. There is also a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Christmas Hangover". 

December 25, 2017

On this episode Jason is joined by all of the 2017 regulars. Benny Mack stops by to let everybody know how he will be spending the holiday in New Zealand. ChooChooStu gets interrupted again by UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn. Mama Kate and Jason crown a Dumb*** of the Year for December. Then Kenny Bolin gives a hint at what the big announcement is that Jason was going to announce on the last episode. There are also special messages by Dan Severn, Dave Nelson, Gary Henry, Mike Canestaro, Kristina Hughes and Frankie MacDonald. The songs on this episode are "Moses vs. Santa" by Epic Rap Battles of History featuring Snoop Dogg, "The Christmas Song" by the Arrogant Worms and "Bloody Christmas Present" by Barnaby Griffin.

December 21, 2017

On the last episode of the Guests of Cookies trilogy, Jason is joined by comedian Kristina Hughes. She's the queen of fancy with a flair for the swear. She is also a former Miss USA pageant contestant after winning Miss Connecticut USA. She talks about transitioning from the pageant stage to the stand up stage, her style of comedy and what's inspired her. Kristina will be bringing back her segment "Time to Get Fancy". Jason then goes on to explain what happened to the other guests for the show but gives everybody a whole lot to look forward to in 2018. The songs "Santa's Gonna Kick Your A**" and "Christmas is Almost Here" were courtesy of the Arrogant Worms. 

December 18, 2017

Jason talks to guests who have been on in the past year or have made this past year possible. First up is comedian Gary Henry, he was one of the first guests on this year and was on the first ever episode as well. They talk about a recent show Gary had at a retirement home, a This or That scenario and more. Elsie Escobar from Libsyn and She Podcasts came on to talk about an email that Jason sent Libsyn, how She Podcasts started and her acting career. Dave Nelson talks about possibly doing stand up in Ohio and debuts his newest segment, Bad Life Coach. Maya Sponholz finds out she has been replaced as the bailiff on Marshall Law and is not impressed, answers a question from a previous guest and talks about a man who fell in a fish pond that was inside a hotel lobby. The songs on this episode are "Christmastime" and "Christmas Blues" both by the Arrogant Worms.

December 14, 2017

This week Jason does a take on the Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol by bringing in guests from the podcast's past. The first guest is the person who was the first voice ever heard on the podcast, Brittany. They talk about a lost episode they did that Jason recently found, a former guest they did an episode about and a This or That podcast scenario. Dave Jackson from the School of Podcasting drops in for a few minutes. Dave was the person Jason learned most of his podcasting knowledge from. They talk about a viral video that was shot in Jason's hometown mall and a British YouTuber who cemented his head inside a microwave. ChooChooStu drops by to talk about his song "Crazy for Christmas" and being kicked off the show. Of course, Dan Severn drops by to throw Stu off the podcast again. Then Dave Prague returns to the podcast for the first time in over a year to talk about his sketch comedy album, his latest project and a NJ woman who was pulled over for having a street sign sticking out of her sunroof. There were also Arrogant Worms songs "The Guy with Computer Know How" and "Santa Got Arrested", as well as a song by ChooChooStu's band the Yulebillies called "Crazy for Christmas".

December 11, 2017

This week Jason talk about a lot of meta stuff concerning the podcast. He goes over some future episodes, upcoming announcements, potential changes and some updates on a couple past stories. 

December 07, 2017

This week Jason put together the second part of the best of Kenny Bolin. Jason talks about the other side of Kenny, the fight starting, evil wrestling manager who moonlights as a con man. Jason plays clips of Kenny hating on some of the podcast's other guests, a seafood restaurant, almost fighting Brock Lesnar and feeding his unsuspecting friend food from a dumpster. There are a few stories about his days in wrestling. Most importantly there are the stories about all of the various "opportunities" he's taken advantage of like free gas and double your money back on meat at a chain grocery store. There is so much in this episode it's impossible to list all of it.

December 04, 2017

This week Jason put together the first of two of the best of Kenny Bolin episodes. Jason talks about what a kind and thoughtful person Kenny is by playing clips of Kenny telling stories about creating a foundation for a fatherless child, trying to make things right with a woman he deleted from his friends list on Facebook and others. Kenny is also a beloved family man. Jason plays clips of Kenny talking about his mother, brother, sister and nephews. There are also touching moments from his daughter in law Maya being concerned for Kenny's health. The next episode will focus on the complete opposite side of him.

November 30, 2017

This week Jason does the show solo. He starts off by talking about a question he got from a listener on Twitter. A Kentucky based fried chicken company made another crazy product and he emails them to get somebody from their company to talk to him about this on the show. There's a guy in a car insurance commercial who says he was in an accident and called them before he calls the police. Jason thinks this guy should be investigated and possibly impeached from his insurance plan. (yes, impeached) Then he crowns a dumb*** of the year for November. There was also a BS Fact by Beej and a song by the Arrogant Worms called "Cellphone Vigilante". 

November 23, 2017

Jason starts off by apologizing that there is no big show like he had been hyping up all month because he was too sick to prepare one. Mama Kate stops by to talk about how disappointed she is that there is no show and they talk about all of the things that they would have talked about if there was one. Dan Severn says hello. There's a song by the Arrogant Worms called "History is Made by Stupid People". Then Dave Nelson calls to talk about a new segment that they were going to announce today if there was a show. Mike Canestaro says hello. There's a song by Barnaby Griffin called "They're Getting Earlier Every Year". ChooChooStu calls in to say hello. There's a quick skit by the Arrogant Worms called "No Sale/No Store". Then Kenny Bolin calls in to yell at Jason for not having him on the show which he may or may not know was recorded. 

November 20, 2017

Jason is solo this week but keeps his promise from the last show about addressing the music on the show. He does a quick recap of the history of the music on the podcast. Then announces the newest additions to the show, 5 bands from 4 countries. There's the Arrogant Worms from the UK, Arse Full of Chips and Barnaby Griffin from the UK, the Andrew London Trio from New Zealand and the Fighting Mooses from the US.  There is a Not For Children Story by Mike Canestaro and a BS Fact by Beej.

November 13, 2017

This week Jason is joined by one of the longest running segment contributors and frequent guest, Mike Canestaro. They talk about Mike's various segments, a crazy incident involving both of them after their last podcast together, Jason's recent appearance on the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show as one of Mike's former clients and more. There is a reverse prank call by Eugene Mirman and a Fake Advice for New Comics segment by Dave Nelson. After the break, Jason is joined by the owner of Beernuts Productions, gough. He is the only blind man to write, edit, produce, direct and star in a feature film unassisted. They talk about gough's most recent film, "The Environment: The Real Truth", his time doing stand up comedy and more.

November 09, 2017

The Festival of Friendship continues! Jason begins the episode with another announcement. Then Mama Kate joins the show to help crown a dumb*** of the year for October. First they catch up on what Mama Kate has been up to like changing her Twitter handle, trying to stop smoking, etc. Then they move on to crowning a dumb*** of the year for October. This month's nominees are a woman who was caught using another restaurant's chicken at her restaurant and Jason's former neighbor. There was also a scenario from the This or That podcast and a Fake Advice for New Comics segment by Dave Nelson.

November 06, 2017

Jason starts the episode by talking about the Festival of Friendship and all of the announcements that will be made during it (including one at the end of this episode) and follows up on something from last Monday's episode with Karen Rontowski. There is a reverse prank phone call by Eugene Mirman talking to a debt collector and Epic Rap Battles of History's "Zeus vs Thor". Dan Severn returns to the show to talk about getting his nickname from legendary NFL player Jim Brown, his legendary career and announces what his role will be on the podcast moving forward.

November 02, 2017

After the last episode of Marshall Law Jason sentenced ChooChooStu to sing "We Don't Give a D**n About the Whole State of Michigan", for more of a backstory listen to that episode by clicking here. Well, that didn't sit well with one Michigan resident. Unfortunately for Stu, that Michigan resident is UFC Hall of Famer, Dan "The Beast" Severn. Since Dan lives so close, Jason refuses to take any responsibility for the song and Stu is on his own. Does Stu stand a chance in court against a former UFC champion? Will Jason get away with not taking any of the blame? What will the ramifications be? All of those questions will be answered here.

After the court proceedings, Jason talks to Dan about working for the UFC, WWE/WWF and the NWA all at the same time, joking with UFC ref Big John McCarthy in the cage, his training going into fights, what he really thinks of Ken Shamrock, a conversation between him, Vince McMahon and Jim Ross and much more.

October 25, 2017

This week Jason talks to Dave Nelson, the Fake Advice for New Comics segment contributor and host of the podcast Comedy A-Go-Go, about the curse of the show crossing over into his podcast. There is a battle rap by Epic Rap Battles of History between Stephen King and Edgar Allan Poe. Then comedian Karen Rontowski joins the show. Karenhas been a touring headlining comedian and has been on the Bob & Tom radio show, the Late Show with David Letterman, Ghosthunters and many other shows. In addition to stand up comedy, Karen is a professional tarot card reader. They talk about a very weird experience that happened in Jason's house over the weekend, if the show is cursed, what the future of the show is and much, much more. 

October 26, 2017

This week Jason's guest got sick right before they were going to record but don't you worry, there's plenty of stuff on this episode. There are a few announcements about what to expect from the show next month, like a famous Michigan resident who is upset with Stu for singing the song last week and wants him on Marshall Law as well as the Feast of Friendship. He also talks about next week's Halloween episode and you don't want to miss that! After getting emails that the bonus content from last week's episode of Marshall Law wasn't included in the show, Jason has decided to put it out on the second half of this episode. There are also songs by Chad Neidt that is a cover of the Ghostbusters theme song as well as Epic Rap Battle of History's Jim Henson vs Stan Lee. 

October 23, 2017

This week on the show Jason talks to improv podcaster Stuart Rice on the first half of the episode. They make history with the first ever guest's choice dumb*** of the year with the choice between a woman who baked a cake for an officer who arrested her with "sorry I tried to bite you" written on it and a California restaurant owner who proudly serves another restaurant's chicken.

Cartoonist Sam Dealey drops in for the second half of the episode. They talk about what is going on with the cartoons for the the podcast's Facebook page, Sam's autism, a This or That scenario and the return of the sweet or psychotic segment.

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This week's guest segments are a song by Mike Phirman called Sketchy Dudes and Dave Nelson with Fake Advice for New Comics.

October 19, 2017

Court is in session this week as Mama Kate returns to the courtroom to once again bring charges against ChooChooStu. Last month Stu flew from London to the United States, more specifically the state of Michigan and didn't drive to Ohio to visit Mama Kate or Jason. What will Stu's defense be? How will Jason rule? What will the punishment be? Listen to find out! There is also a song by Mike Phirman called "Do Just What I Say".

October 16, 2017

This week Jason is joined by Benny Mack who is on the tropical island of Vanuatu. They talk about Jason getting recognized because of the podcast, what Benny is doing on the island, a This or That scenario as well as running down the list of contenders for this months award. This month's nominee's include a California man who ate a live black widow spider in hopes of being hired for a Halloween festival and Jason for screwing up the intro's to a couple of shows last month. 

October 12, 2017

Jason is back after a brutal week of dealing with plumbing issues and idiots. He is joined by his good friend Maya who you will recognize from the show intro and previous episodes. They talk about her recent run ins with idiots, a new segment idea, a Mark Ofuji update and more. The song on this episode is "I-C-A-N-T-S-P-E-L-L" by Mike Phirman.

October 05, 2017

The show is back? Kinda sorta. Don't worry, Jason explains it all along with this week's guest, Mama Kate!

September 25, 2017

This week Jason pays tribute to one of the people who was on the very first episode of the podcast, Mark Ofuji. He's one of the most unique people to ever be a part of the podcast. Mark is best known as an infamous contestant on America's Got Talent doing impressions. He was also a comedian and actor. Learn how Mark got started on the podcast, working with Clint Eastwood on the set of Letters from Iwo Jima, being on Jason's favorite tv show and more. There are also a lot of impressions like Dwayne Johnson, Sean Connery, Gilbert Gottfried, a turkey, a motorcycle and many more.

September 18, 2017

This week Jason is back with Mama Kate! They talk about how weird it feels to sit on their porches, podcasting with a ghost as a guest, Jason announces a temporary change to the podcast, Mama Kate challenges ChooChooStu to face her on an episode of Marshall Law, Tracy Rowland made a video for the podcast (click here to watch it) and more! There is also a song by Mike Phirman called Never Gonna Happen.

September 11, 2017

Jason continues International Podcast Month on the show. The guys from Cave Crew Radio stop by, ChooChooStu from England, DK from Canada and Big B from New York. They talk about what is going on with Stu's other podcast, the Podcast Train. Is DK's birthname really Donkey Kong? They talk about Big B's segment on Cave Crew Radio called What's Everybody Buzzing about where he wears a bee costume and reports men's fashion gossip. They talk about Jason's last appearance on their show which you can listen to by clicking here. They wind down the show by talking about the bagged milk debate that started on their show which you can listen to by clicking here. This week's segments are a song called The Old Me by Mike Phirman and BS Facts by Beej from Australia, even the segments are international!

September 07, 2017

International Podcast Month continues on We Don't Have Cookies as Jason catches up with returning guest, actress and improv expert, Tracy Rowland. They talk about her role in the new Kia Soul Turbo commercial, toilet seats, meatloaf and, of course, the bagged milk debate continues. They also do a quick This or That scenario and the return of Sweet or Psychotic.

September 04, 2017

Jason and Benny Mack start the show off by talking about what they have been doing since the last show they did together. Benny has been very busy working behind the scenes on various tv projects. There is a breaking news alert about something that may or may not take place in December. They go on to crown a dumb*** of the year for August. This month's contenders are: a Dutch man who was pulled over for driving with 2 giant light posts strapped to the top of his car; Jason, for talking about who his next guest would be on the same episode where he was complaining about the curse of the show; a woman who stole 19 liquor bottles by putting them in her purse, pants and shirt while on camera; a man who was asked to leave a casino in Cincinnati for pooping his pants. The show ends with them crowning a new This Week's Dumb*** of the Year. Segments are Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson and a song called "One for Them & One for Me" by Mike Phirman. 

August 28, 2017

This week Jason is joined by pro wrestling manager, actor and author Kenny Bolin along with his daughter in law Maya. They talk about Maya's midnight miracle at a bowling alley, an update on Ma Bolin and why the Marshall Law episode between Kenny and Jim Cornette has been cancelled. Jason asks Maya if they had bagged milk in Germany when she was growing up there. They talk about a man who crapped out at a casino in Cincinnati and come to a very shocking conclusion. Kenny tells an infamous story about his brother who lived with Colonel Sanders and the Colonel's gem encrusted cane. The show ends with Kenny and Maya debuting their song Spider Mouse.

August 24, 2017

Benny Mack returns to help Jason crown a winner for July! They start off by talking about Benny getting $500k from Netflix, does New Zealand have bagged milk and Benny's unlimited data plan. Then they move on to crown a winner for July. This month's contenders are a man arrested by Yorkshire-Halifax police who was hiding under a bed with his legs sticking out, a Texas man who got locked in an ATM and a barefoot man who stole a forklift so he didn't have to walk.

August 21, 2017

Jason is back and so is the curse! He talks about why there is no guest this week, his wedding anniversary, how he met his wife, the solar eclipse, his daughter's school being cancelled, the stand up show and more! This week's segments are a song by Chad Neidt called "The Pros and Cons of Marriage, Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson and a reverse phone call by Mike Canestaro as Betty Sue.

August 14, 2017

Jason has a very special guest on the podcast this week, a guest that hasn't had much to do with the show in a long time.

August 07, 2017

This week the first regular episode of the podcast's third year is with the person who was on the very first episode of the show, Mama Kate! They talk about a weird incident that happened after a recent show, Jason's daughter used his Twitter account, other countries selling bags of milk, a man who was arrested for having stolen street light posts on top of his van and much more! This week's segments were BS Facts with Beej, Geek of the Week by Mike Phirman and Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson.

July 30, 2017

Jason celebrates the two year anniversary of the podcast! This episode is packed with songs, clips, unaired audio and more from people around the US and 5 other countries. As Jason recaps the year, he starts off by talking with his monthly co-host Benny Mack. He announces some new live streaming content on Periscope and Twitch. There's audio from the pre-show of Marshall Law 2: Mama Kate v. ChooChooStu. Stu and the guys at Cave Crew Radio chime in. There is a battle rap from Epic Rap Battles of History between J.R.R. Tolkien and George R.R. Martin. Jason announces the inclusion of Mike Phirman to the podcast and plays his song Wootstock featuring Chris Hardwick, yes that Chris Hardwick. There are unaired segments by former segment contributors Dave Prague and former Miss Connecticut USA winner turned comedian Kristina Hughes. A quick message from the host of the Fake Advice for New Comics segment and host of the Comedy A-Go-Go podcast, Dave Nelson. An amazing segment from the Angry Old Man podcast. There's a new segment called BS Facts from the host of the BS podcast and the owner of the BS Podcast Network, Australia's own, Beej. Mike Canestaro as Betty Sue does another reverse prank call. Eugene Mirman cancels his Dish Network service. Listeners voicemail lessons. Sam Dealey talks about making the new podcast cover art and doing weekly cartoons for the podcast's Facebook page. Kenny Bolin and Maya talk about their pets. Kenny finds out that Maya is now doing things for the show and storms off. There is a song by Mike O'Connell featuring Dr. Ken from the Hangover series. All of that and much more!

July 27, 2017

This week Dave Nelson from the Comedy A-Go-Go podcast and the host of the Fake Advice for New Comics segments stops by to talk about getting into stand up, his worst moment on stage, starting his podcast and more. They also go over a scenario from the This or That podcast. This was the final episode of the second year and as usual things didn't go as planned, listen to find out why.

July 24, 2017

This week the show starts a little abruptly as Jason was talking to Kenny Bolin and his daughter-in-law Mayara for a while before the show official started. Jason had intend for both of them to be this week's guests but he didn't know that it would end up turning into an episode of the Bolin Alley. WDHC has invaded other shows but this will go down in the show's history as the first time it was invaded by another podcast. They talk about Kenny getting a night light for his toilet, why he's decided to sit down to pee, getting kicked off of his own podcast, making up with his former co-host Joe Cronin only to block him hours later, Kenny has a special message for a long lost fan and much more!

July 20, 2017

This is Jason's first appearance on Cave Crew Radio with hosts DK from Canada, Big B from New York and Choo Choo Stu from England. They talk about Stu's experiences at the allotment, Big B getting annoyed at band mates screwing up on stage, theater texting and more!

July 17, 2017

This week Jason continues bringing on guests who have meant a lot to the podcast over the past two years with Mike Canestaro. Mike has been on the podcast more than anybody over the past year besides Mama Kate and has supplied a wide variety of segments for the show. They start off by talking about Mike live streaming at home and at work, Jason playing Father Time in a sketch on the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show which hasn't been released yet, acceptable strip club food, a Texas man getting trapped inside an ATM and more! This week's segments are by Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson and "On My Own Terms" by Chad Neidt.

July 13, 2017

This week Jason talked to Benny Mack to get some audio for the 2 year anniversary episode, they talked for so long that Jason decided to just go ahead and put it out as an episode after taking out all of the stuff that will be in the anniversary show. They talked about one of Benny's most recent Periscope's that Jason loved, took a question from the chatroom about their worst attack from an insect or animal, monkeys in movies, odd experiences with animals, pirates, self driving cars, pizza, they were all over the place. The show ends with Benny asking why American's have jacuzzi's for their deuces.

July 10, 2017

This week Mama Kate returns to the podcast! Jason starts off the show by explaining why there is not intro music and a few things to expect on the anniversary episode. They talk about the last stand up show at Diesel, whether or not Jason is homophobic, a bear walking into a liquor store, a question from the last guest and a man who was arrested for driving a forklift. This week's segment was Fake Advice for New Comics by Dave Nelson.

July 03, 2017

ChooChooStu returns to the show for the second Totally From UK Today extended edition! We talk about how Stu recently saved a man's life and a woman's purse. A man who accidentally cut off his penis with a chainsaw. A double decker bus hits a man who dusts himself off afterwards and walks into a bar. Then the show takes an unexpected turn where Stu and Jason talk about their personal experiences in car accidents. A naked man gets knocked out in the street by another man and Stu has a theory about why it happened. A man hid from police under a bed with his legs and feet sticking out and more!

June 29, 2017

This week Jason and Benny pick a dumb*** of the year from a good selection of people. Fist, a man who was harpooned 9 times in Thailand after putting on a shark fin in the ocean to try to pull a prank on his friends. Next, a man called 911 asking for a ride to Hooters because his grandma was about to have a stroke but didn't need medical attention, she just needed him. Lastly, Jim Cornette was fed over $100 worth of Long John Silvers from a dumpster by his best friend Kenny Bolin and didn't find out about it for 40 years. Benny also talks about going to high school with The Rock and teaching him how to wrestle. What more could you ask for?

June 26, 2017

This week Kenny Bolin returns to the show, this episode was recorded prior to the accidental episode that was released last Monday with Kenny and his daughter-in-law Mayara. Kenny and Jason talk about both of their recent moves to new homes, Kenny's Facebook policy of unfriending people on their birthday, Mozart the pitbull who had 5 owners in 12 hours, a horrible experience attempting to appear on a podcast and more! 

June 22, 2017

Marshall Law returns! Mama Kate was very upset that ChooChooStu didn't follow her back on Twitter. On the brink of tears she requested that he be brought to justice and on an episode of Marshall Law. Stu claims he didn't do anything wrong and wants to defend his good name, or Twitter handle. The consequences will fit the crime, but who will face them? There is also a segment by Dave Nelson called Fake Advice for New Comics. 

June 19, 2017

In an episode that happened purely by accident, Jason is joined by former pro wrestling manager Kenny Bolin and his lovely daughter in law Mayara Sponholz. They talk about their blind mummified kitten, a homeless man gives them a dog but later regrets it and threatens to sue, how one of their dog's bowels is worse than its bite,  the differences in the American and German versions of Goldilocks and the 3 bears and much, much more. You don't want to miss this one!

June 15, 2017

This week Benny Mack returns to the show all the way from Auckland New Zealand to co-host this supersized episode of This Month's Dum***s of the Year. Benny has been a very busy man working for MTV but he was able to take time out of his schedule to be on the podcast. In an episode full of firsts, they name two winners of two months on the same show, simulcast the show on Periscope and name a dum***s of the year for the current week! This week's dumb***s is a Florida man accused of making a hoax 911 call for a ride to Hooters. Aprl's dum***ses include a schoolyard prowler who was caught hanging upside down by his pants on a fence and a Texas massage parlor who was busted for prostitution after its plumbing burst from being clogged by thousands of used condoms. May's included an Ohio man who unintentionally married his granddaughter but stayed married after finding out, a drunk man who passed out on a strangers car that was driven 14 miles on the highway before being discovered and a Texas man who brought his girlfriend a bouquet of purple kale thinking it was flowers.

June 12, 2017

We Don't Have Cookies put on its 3rd stand up show at the Diesel bar in Springfield, Ohio on June 10th, 2017. The event was hosted by Miss Midwest Comedy Queen Amanda Sue. Mama Kate made her return to the stage after being away for 2 years following her Vespa accident. Jack Legg filled in for a comic who no showed and helped fill in for another comedian who had to cancel. Jessica Graue featured and helped men understand that women poop too. Headlining the show and absolutely destroying the room from Dayton, Ohio was Bizcuit!

June 05, 2017

This week Jason is joined by comedian, journalist & professor Jessica Graue. They talk about her start in comedy, interviewing Joan Rivers, strip club food stories, a scenario from the This or That podcast, a new convenience store called 6-Twelve who is trying to put 7-Eleven out of business, a prankster gets harpooned on vacation, daycare fight club and more!

May 29, 2017

This week Jason sits down with hip hop artist Mission Man. Comedian, actor, author and Facebook user, Mike Canestaro first introduced Mission Man's music to Jason and he couldn't wait to have him on the show. Mission Man talks about his first gig inside a cd store, working with Henrique Couto, sings a verse of his song "Do What You Love" and more! They also talk about a crazy driver in Florida and a dum**** in Texas. This weeks segments were by Epic Rap Battles of History and Dave Nelson with Fake Advice For New Comics. 

May 25, 2017

Jason has finally moved into the podcastle! His first guest on the show after the move is comedian Mama Kate, which shouldn't surprise long time listeners. They talk about Jason's problems moving into his new place, his idea for a hidden camera show, she's on steroids, they discus their love of night time, lots of drinking stories and more!

May 15, 2017

This week Jason talks to Canadian actress and improv extraordinaire Tracy Rowland. They start off by talking about Jason seeing her on television right after her last appearance on the podcast, then learning that her friend and former guest Dwayne Mailman was also on that show too. They talk about a Canadian man who had a vanity licence plate since 1991 with his last name Grabher taken away from him, a girl in Florida went to prom in a coffin driven by a hearse, Tracy questions what the point in junior prom is, what does Donald Trump's mom's meatloaf taste like, and more!

May 08, 2017

This week Jason talks to comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro. Recently Mike had an issue with a previous guest who was his former client. Mike talks about some issues that they had in the past leading up to a recent event that caused Mike to block him on the social media platform that he holds so dear. Mike also gives some advice to aspiring comedians and talks about the "naughty corner" folder he created while booking the open mic at a local comedy club.

May 01, 2017

Jason gives an update on what is going on with the show. What's going on? He's finally about to move! That means the show will be going back to once a week for the month of May but things will be back to normal in June. Speaking of June, a lot of your favorites will be back including Kenny Bolin, Benny Mack, Mama Kate and much more. He also gives a glimpse into what to expect for the months of July and August and you don't want to miss it! 

April 24, 2017

After talking about the "accidental episode" last week with Mama Kate and being very busy this week, this seems like the perfect time to release this episode. It was recorded on January 29th. Jason and Mama Kate talk about homeschooling, a church service in a bowling alley, Mama Kate's husband left her because she swore, parallel universes, paranormal experiences and more! This week's segment was Totally FUKT with ChooChoo Stu.

April 20, 2017

We Don't Have Cookies returned to the Diesel bar in Springfield, OH for a great night of stand up comedy. The event was hosted by Amanda Sue who is Miss Gay Ohio and knocked it out of the park. Opening the show was Vahid who will be on the show soon, followed by Jack Legg and former guest Gary Henry who ended the first half of the show. After a quick break the show started up again with another former guest, Ash Ark and was headlined by the very funny Johnathan Craig. The next show will be on Saturday June 10th at 10pm for Jason's birthday, you don't want to miss it!

April 17, 2017

This week Mama Kate stops by to talk about God's purge on Jason's life every 7 years, he won't give anybody his phone number, an amazing show at Diesel (which will be on the feed Thursday or Monday), a kid in Missouri had a poop themed birthday party, Jason wants a new cell phone, horoscope sign dates were changed a few years ago without Jason's knowledge or consent, a massage parlor pipes bust which leads to them being busted for prostitution and more!

April 06, 2017

This week Benny Mack is back to help Jason crown a dumb*** of the year for March. The contestants are: Jason for messing up the file for the last show with Benny, a man who vows to eat Jason Segel's picture every day on YouTube until Jason Segel eats that guys picture (check out the videos by clicking here), a man who juggled to get out of a DUI, a Canadian couple who drove over a frozen lake and fell through it on Facebook Live (check out the video by clicking here) and the Mayor of San Diego for saying that nothing shows how pure their recycled water is than using it in a local brewery's beer.

April 03, 2017

This week comedian, actor, author and Facebook user Mike Canestaro stops by to talk about smoking bed bugs, webcam spammers, his upcoming segment for the show, Katz Lounge and answers a question from the last guest. They also talk about Jason's trip to the Gem City Comic Con, a Facebook video of a police officer in Wisconsin talking to somebody who claimed to be from the IRS threatening to have him arrested and a man who was caught hanging upside down by his pants at a school in Arizona.

March 30, 2017

In an extended version of Totally F.U.K.T., Choo Choo Stu Skypes in from the UK to talk about all things UK that have come up on the show recently like what does "this Saturday" mean, why is the Queen on Canadian money, beans on toast, etc. They also talk about the world's smallest mobile nightclub in London, a swearing ban in Rochdale and a woman who wants the laws changed so she can marry a robot. There is also a new contest for listeners to create a new intro song for the podcast! The deadline is June 9th. If you're interested send an email to jason@wedonthavecookies.com

March 27, 2017

On what was supposed to be last Thursday's episode, Stuart Rice from the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show is this week's guest. They start off by talking about the Sketch Comedy Podcast Show, Stuart's first and only stand up set, they talk about the Lovely, a This or That scenario, a San Diego brewery using recycled water to make beer, Monopoly changing some of their game pieces, they talk about making a G.I. Joe reality show cartoon about the characters after they leave the service, an engineer made a sex doll that requires foreplay and more!

March 20, 2017

Matt Barnard and Mama Kate drop by this week to talk to Jason. Jason is concerned he isn't pronouncing Matt's first name correctly and they go over why he wasn't on the show last week. They get into Matt's past in improv and stand up. In the midst of Mama Kate Appreciation Month we get an update on how her job is going. They talk about a man who made a wheelchair for a fish, a Swedish politician lobbying for paid sex breaks, and a Canadian couple who drove over a frozen lake and fell through on Facebook live. This week's segments were by Chad Neidt and Mike O'Connell.

March 16, 2017

Jason has officially declares March is Mama Kate Awareness Month. She's going to be out of work soon, so 50% of all money donated to the show will go to her. Mama Kate wants to be able to prove that ghosts do exist. A rendition of the Ghostbusters theme by Chad Neidt was the first ever guest segment of a Thursday show. We go over a scenario from our friends at the This or That podcast and finish with the sweet or psychotic segment.

March 13, 2017

This week Mama Kate bails out the show after another person no shows. They start off by talking about how stupid Jason is, the podcast opening a restaurant chain to compete with Sonic, rabbit holes leading to unknown caves, weird geography talk and more.

March 09, 2017

Jason had another last minute cancellation, so instead of a normal Thursday show here is his appearance on Izzy Rock's podcast, Tales from the Hard Side. They talk about their upcoming appearance at the Gem City Comic Con as part of a podcasting panel, Jason's choice to cut Facebook out of his life, being homeless and more.

March 08, 2017

Marshall Law is a concept that will have it's own episode where people will come on the show who have humorous issues with each other, Jason judges who is right and gives a punishment to the person who is wrong. But in this episode we skip the trial and go straight to the punishment. Mama Kate has been giving questions for the next guest that have really gotten to those particular guests, like list 17 things that make you happy and name 25 people who have impacted your life. So her punishment is a question from one of those guests, name 100 Trump quotes. Let's see how she likes it.

March 06, 2017

Comedian Ash Ark drops by to talk about getting into stand up comedy, what motivates her and diarrhea inspiring her comedy. There is more talk about tulpamancers, Jason's theory about Hilton hotels, turkey's being weird, a man eating Jason Segel's picture and more!

March 03, 2017

Mama Kate dropped in on the show this week because she was supposed to, but Jason thought that when she covered for a no show a couple of weeks ago he crossed her name out as a guest this week and brought on Izzy Rock. So that means you get an extra show this week. They talk about an upcoming punishment episode for Mama Kate, schoolyard fights, video calls out of the blue, life hacks, how much they love Impractical Jokers on TruTV,  Katie's interest in romance novels, and more.

March 02, 2017

Benny Mack joins the show from New Zealand to help Jason crown a "Dumb*** of the Year" for the month of February. The choices are a police station who blew up a car parked in front of the police department by it's own officers, a man who stole 7 billion in wire transfers because he thinks that Jesus wants him to be rich or a Canadian man who drove his car into a street car tunnel because his GPS told him to go that way. Jason follow's up on Dwayne Mailman's question from the Platergeist episode of how people in New Zealand pronounce the letter "z" or "zed". He also follows up on a story from a few months ago about KFC selling fried chicken scented candles but only in New Zealand.

February 28, 2017

This is the episode that Jason referred to on the last episode, it may be the most serious episode that has been put out but hopefully you will find it entertaining and thought provoking. Jason and Izzy Rock were talking before the main show about other podcasts, freshening up their perspectives on things particularly politics, humanities instinct to divide ourselves into groups, podcasting and then Jason realizes that he probably should start the podcast since the guest thinks he's doing the main show already.

February 27, 2017

Izzy Rock joins Jason on the podcast to talk about his podcast Tales from the Hard Side, his role on the Gem City Podcast and some podcasting talk. They also go over embarrassing moments, family, drinking, idiots who drive off with the gas pump handle still in their gas tanks, GPS, conspiracy theories and more! They also go over the upcoming Gem City Comic Con on April 1 and they announce that Jason will be part of the podcasting q&a panel. 

February 23, 2017

Tracy Rowland and Dwayne Mailman of WINProv Skype into the show from Toronto, Canada this week. They catch up on what has been going on in their lives since their last appearance on the podcast. Jason was very worried about the fog advisory in Toronto. They discuss "z" versus "zed" and poutine. Jason tells a few stories about his trip to Pittsburgh and how he thinks his hotel room was haunted. There was another crazy question from the last guest, a great topic from our friends at the This or That podcast and question whether a birth announcement was sweet or psychotic.

February 16, 2017

Jason kicks off the new Thursday show format and just like every other first in the show's history he's joined by Mama Kate. He asks a question from last week's guest, they talk about tulpamancers, a question courtesy of the This Or That podcast and talk about a woman in North Carolina who is giving away her $450k farm house to the winner of her personal essay contest.

February 13, 2017

This week Jason is joined by comedian Mama Kate after the scheduled guest cancelled at the last minute for a record breaking third time. But everything happens for a reason and Jason realizes that reason may be for them to celebrate becoming friends with each other a few years ago around Valentine's Day and it also made the question from last week's guest even better. They talk about the Mandela Effect, a woman who got a parking ticket 2 seconds before she was legally allowed to park there, a Florida man who stole 7 billion dollars and some upcoming changes to the show. 

February 09, 2017

This week Jason talks to Hunter Hobbs, a YouTuber who spent over 9 and a half hours scrolling to the bottom of a blank Excel spreadsheet. Jason asks the question on everybody's mind, WHY?!? They also talk about if he was able to eat or use the bathroom while scrolling, if he ever thought about giving up, his mindset at the time, being written about in Time Magazine, some questions from Facebook, a question from the last guest that shocked both of them and more!

February 06, 2017

Kenny "Star Maker" Bolin returns to the show after spending months in the hospital. They start the show with a little wrestling talk, his dogs getting into trouble (his dogs chime in on the story too), Kenny goes on a rant about Donald Trump, an update on Ma Bolin, a story about Mark Cuban that almost got him and John Cena fired, a man who spent 9 hours scrolling to the bottom of an Excel spreadsheet (he's in the video below), a police department in the UK and more!

February 02, 2017

Jason and Mama Kate recap all of the "This Week's Dumbass of the Year" 's and narrow it down the biggest dumbass of the month. The choices include a teenage girl in IL who broke into an abandoned prison and accidentally locked herself in a cell, a man in London who stole 2 pizzas while dressed as a beer bottle and a man in China who rode his bike 300 miles in the wrong direction on his way home. There is also a special announcement at the end of the episode.

January 30, 2017

This week Jason's guest is comedian Mama Kate. Jason found out Donald Trump was our new President and had a weird Homeland style conspiracy theory/fantasy. He also finds out there are camels in China and deer in England. There's an update on a man who robbed a bank in order to get away from his wife. Katie regrets not getting the Vespa accident that broke her leg on video. They discover Jason can not do impressions. A Chinese man travels 300 miles in the wrong direction on his bicycle on his way home. They announce the next stand up show and a new monthly episode.

January 23, 2017

This week Jason talks to one of the very first guests to appear on the show, comedian Gary R. Henry. They talk a lot about comedy, doing crowd work, writing, inspirations, etc. They also talk about a man who had two different vehicles destroyed by trees in two different towns on the same day as well as a man in the UK who stole pizza's while dressed in a beer bottle costume.